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if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that

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greatfully:

strawberrystardust:

clear-as:

rowdy-redhead:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

Always reblog Polite Cat.

Goodness.

omggg

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paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

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• 2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
• 2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.

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evergreenery:

idk i kind of want to hear taylor swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers

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